Stave off the inevitable

'how old are you? asked the 19 year old kid when he saw my driver's license. (he asked it in a tone that suggested most people my age should be dead)

'wow, you've really kept yourself up well' (in a tone that suggested I was beating massive odds)

All I wanted to do was open a new checking account, and now I'm effing Jack LaLanne.

I should be flattered and in a way I am, but I'd like to think I look good period, not I look good.......for a corpse.